Pokemon Blue – Chapter 10: And in the End, the Love You Take is Equal to the Love You Make

An update on Weedle’s stats before I do this.

Not sure why he doesn’t appear, maybe caught it before it showed up or something.

Well, here we go.

Hi

Except Ice is a terrible defensive type.

Well maybe if I didn’t have full heals.

Yes. Yes I am.

Dewgong moves:

Growl, Aurora Beam, Rest, Take Down.

Hmm. Dewgong wasn’t even hurt.

There’s an explanation for this: Basically R/B/Y’s Pokémon AI will nearly always use moves of a type that is super effective against a Pokémon. Rest is psychic type, thus Dewgong will ONLY USE REST.

Yeah, it’s kinda silly.

Also annoying since Poison Sting can’t actually do enough damage to interrupt his rest. And enemies have infinite PP so I can’t even run her out of Rests.

Struggle can though.

Cloyster moves:

Supersonic, Clamp, Aurora Beam, Spike Cannon

I can’t do much damage to it. Cloyster is a fucking TANK. A little overshadowed in Gen II because of Forretress and Skarmory. He became a little obsolete in Gen IV, but the addition of Shell Smash in Gen V made him super friggin powerful, changing him from a great wall into an extremely threatening sweeper.

Cloyster’s one of my favourite Pokémon.

No match for Weedle though.

Slowbro moves:

Water Gun, Growl, Withdraw, Amnesia

Another Pokémon falling into the use only psychic types trap.

There’ll be a few more like that too, including 3/5 of Lance’s team.

Jynx moves:

Doubleslap, Ice Punch, Body Slam, Thrash

Lapras moves:

Body Slam, Confuse Ray, Hydro Pump, Blizzard

In case you haven’t been paying attention to the moves, Lapras is the only credible threat on Lorelei’s team, all the others have retarded movesets. Especially Slowbro. Go take a look at its moves again.

Yeah.

Whoops. Eh, can’t dodge them all.

Doesn’t matter though, I win in the end.

Hi

How do you know my name?

Hah. Onix is a really crappy Pokémon at this point in the game. At least Lorelei’s Pokémon were decent, her choice in moves aside.

Moves:

Rock Throw, Rage, Slam, Harden

This Onix actually got rage-locked and I just let poison kill it, making it do like 5 damage with a hit and not having any chance to use another move.

Moves:

Ice Punch, Mega Punch, ThunderPunch, Counter

Forgot to screenshot his sending out. No matter.

Hitmonlee moves:

Jump Kick, Focus Energy, Mega Kick, Hi Jump Kick

Actual decent moves there for once. Too bad Hitmonlee is terrible.

Second Onix:

Same as the first one.

Same strategy applies. Poison, wait for death.

Machamp moves:

Leer, Focus Energy, Fissure, Submission

Also crap, Submission has 80 power and 80 accuracy, but has 25% recoil.

Oh crap.

Hi

Okay. Agatha is going to suck. I’ve said it before, I’m reiterating it here.

Why?

A few reasons.

This being the biggest one.

Until this guy is dead, I can’t buff up with X items.

Other reasons for suckage:

Every one of her Pokémon is poison type, meaning I can’t poison them. They also either 4x or 2x resist poison sting.

She likes to switch Pokémon. She’s the only notable trainer who does it and it’s quite annoying when you have her Gengar ¾ killed and she brings in her Golbat.

4/5 of her Pokémon have Confuse Ray.

LUCKILY, none of her Pokémon are really threatening.

Fuck yeah. Now I can buff up and possibly take her out.

Golbat’s moves:

Supersonic, Confuse Ray, Wing Attack, Haze

First Gengar’s moves:

Confuse Ray, Night Shade, Hypnosis, Dream Eater

Haunter moves: Same as first Gengar

Arbok moves:

Bite, Glare, Screech, Acid

Second Gengar’s moves:

Confuse Ray, Night Shade, Toxic, Dream Eater

Yeah, it has Dream Eater with no way to put me to sleep.

The movesets in this game are absolutely retarded.

And here’s proof that Caterpie and Magikarp are literally impossible, in case you didn’t believe me.

Mmhmm.

Hi

I do?

Are they now?

Spoilers: They’re not.

This is a lie. A terrible, terrible lie.

Are you?

Gyarados moves:

Hydro Pump, Dragon Rage, Leer, Hyper Beam

An actual threat here, both Hydro Pump and Hyper Beam are able to 2 shot me. Luckily he’s stupid enough to throw some Leers and Dragon Rages in. That and having to recharge after using Hyper Beam.

Still this threat though. *sigh*

Moves: Agility, Slam, Dragon Rage, Hyper Beam

Spammed Agility like a Chump.

Same as the first Dragonair

Also spammed Agility like a chump.

Moves: Supersonic, Take Down, Bite, Hyper Beam

Only real threat is Hyper Beam.

Moves:

Agility, Slam, Barrier, Hyper Beam

You’d think Lance’s Dragonite would put up a credible fight, but no.

It also just spammed Agility like a chump.

I am a Weedle master.

All you did was spam Agility. I hardly think you’re qualified to be a good trainer.

Well, that’s all folks. Thanks for reading along all none of you.

Oh.

Wait for it…

Of course.

For now.

Hi

Especially Weedle. No seriously, 5/6 of his Pokémon are good against me.

For now.

That it’s time to kill you?

And you’re about to be beaten by a Weedle.

I’ll let you think about that for a bit.

Moves:

Wing Attack, Mirror Move, Sky Attack, Whirlwind

Yeah, he has Whirlwind still for some dumb reason. At least no Sand Attack.

Still not a threat either, Wing Attack can’t even 2 shot me and Sky Attack takes a turn to charge, so I can buff up in the meantime.

Moves: Psybeam, Psychic, Reflect, Recover

Would be a threat if my fully buffed Weedle took more than 2 hits to kill him.

Revenge, it is sweet.

Moves: Roar, Leer, Ember, Take Down

Why does it have Ember? WHY?!

And again, Roar doesn’t do anything in trainer battles until Gold/Silver.

Moves: Hypnosis, Barrage, Stomp

Not even a fourth move.

Liked to spam Hypnosis because it’s “Super Effective”

Well so is Poison Sting, bitch.

Fun fact: Caterpie, Metapod, Butterfree, Paras, Parasect, Scyther, Tangela, Exeggcute and Exeggutor are the only pokemon in R/B/Y that Weedle can get super effective hits against. Guess how many pop up in play past Viridian forest? Erika has a Tangela, and Blue (if you didn’t pick Squirtle) has an Exeggutor. That’s about it. Poison is a terrible offensive type.

Moves: Hydro Pump, Blizzard, Bite, Withdraw

Finally something that can kill me.

Not that it does.

With a Weedle.

Killed. By a Weedle.

To a Weedle.

You lost to a Weedle. Your movesets were crap. You lost to a Weedle. I think that about sums it up.

Yup.

Char-what?

Oh OH. That thing.

Horrible moves.

And taught them horrible moves.

Until I refight the Elite Four anyway.

No, it was all my doing. Do you think Weedle could have done anything without all the X items I force fed it?

THAT THING COST ME A FORTUNE

The hall of Spartacus

Always funny.

Thanks for reading nobody.